For laughs with a little inspiration thrown in (or as Denver Magazine said, "Eat, Pray, Love - without the depression - meets Confessions of a Shopaholic - without the ditz") give a signed copy of Queen of the Road - perfect as a stocking stuffer or other holiday gift - even for yourself!
So, get a copy (or several) of the book at any bookstore, most Costcos, Amazon, etc, then, to get free, signed bookplates (they're adorable - trust me: The bus, the queen herself, what could be bad?), send a SASE to:
Shoreline RV Park SPACE B - 11
900 Sunset Circle
Crescent City, CA 95531
Yes, that's where we are this winter. Thinking of crashing? Just remember, I'm making my usual for both holiday dinners - reservations.
For 1-5 bookplates - usual letter postage suffices. For 6-10, put on 0.79 cents. For more than 10 - I'm getting a restraining order. Don't forget to let me know who to make each bookplate out to.
And, remember to QUEEN ON!